My clicking finger hurts

For some reason, by some power that we aren't aware of, my 2 liter bottle of soda just, for the life of me, not friggen open.

20 ounces go by to fast and 1 liter isn't enough. Eventually I'll be drinking 3 liters.


I'm thirsty

why not drink pure caffeine like random mod?

Where can I purchase this "pure caffeine?"

Wait. Isn't Dr. Pepper caffeinated enough?

yea but it aint pure talk to random mod he knows all about it srry bout the site changes im trying to make it better

Change is good.

*sniff* *sniff*
Whats that? My caffiene sense is tingling? OH NO!
Yeah pure caffiene is a beast.. I have some and it works pretty good, but I have built up a tolerance to it now and it doesn't work really. The first time I tried it, I was sooo hyper and I only had 400 mg (like two monsters). The day after I had like 800 mg and I didnt get hyper at all. But its weird because after you have the pure caffiene your pupils get all dilated... Hmmm. I'm not sure if I should show you where to get the caffiene from. I would rather everyone not having it.
And yes I am bored!!!

Ohhhhhh.
That pure caffeine.
I'd rather not.


Though, I've built a resistance to all forms of energy drinks.
I once had like 8 Full Throttles in 6 hours (3 the first 2 hours)
Nothin'